WHAT DOES AN ETHEOPIAN DO WITH A BAG
OF RICE? => OPEN A RESTAURANT

WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ETHEOPIAN WITH A
DOG? => A VEGETARIAN

WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ETHEOPIAN WITH
TWO DOGS? => A RANCHER

WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ETHEOPIAN WITH
THREE DOGS? => A CATERER

HOW MANY ETHEOPIANS CAN YOU FIT IN A
PHONE BOOTH? => ALL OF THEM

HOW MANY ETHEOPIANS CAN YOU FIT IN A SHOWER?

=> NONE, THEY ALL SLIP DOWN THE DRAIN

DIDJA HEAR ABOUT THE ETHEOPIAN WHO
WAS AT THE ZOO AND FELL INTO THE ALLIGATOR PIT?

=> HE ATE THREE OF THEM BEFORE THE ZOO OFFICIALS
COULD PULL HIM OUT

WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ETHEOPIAN WITH A
PENNY ON HIS HEAD? => A NAIL

WHAT DO ETHEOPIANS DO AT NIGHT?
=> THEY STARVE

WHAT DO ETHEOPIANS USE VANICIAN
BLINDS FOR?
=> BUNK BEDS

WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ETHEOPIAN WITH A
SESAME SEAD BUN ON HIS HEAD?
=> A QUARTER POUNDER

WHAT DO ETHEOPIANS DO AT NIGHT?
=> THEY MAKE TV COMMERCIALS

WHAT IS THE FASTEST ANIMAL IN THE
WORLD?
=> ANYTHING WHEN IT'S PASSING THROUGH ETHEOPIA

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE ETHEOPIAN
PIRATE WHO GOT THE FIRST RELEASE OF
ULTIMA IV?
=> HE ATE IT

WHY DON'T ETHEOPIANS LIKE ORAL SEX?
=> THEY JUST CANT BRING THEMSELVES

PASSING THROUGH ETHEOPIA

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE ETHEOPIAN
PIRATE WHO GOT THE FIRST RELEASE OF
ULTIMA
IV? => HE ATE IT

WHY DON'T ETHEOPIANS LIKE ORAL SEX?
=> THEY JUST CANT BRING THEMSELVES

TO SAY EAT ME! EAT ME!

WHAT DO YOU CALL A 65 POUND
ETHEOPIAN? => A CANNIBAL

WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ETHEOPIAN WITH A
BAG OF RICE? => SET FOR LIFE

WHAT'S THIS: 0 ? (WRONG! IT'S NOT A
BABY ETHEOPIAN!) AN ETHEOPIAN CHOKE